Influences by New Edition
THE PARADROID OF NEW EDITION 1987 PROUDLY PRESENTS: HIS FIRST DEMO, CALLED 'INFLUENCES' NORMALLY MASH OF NEW EDITION SHOULD FILL UP THIS LINE, BUT 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TIME AT THE MOMENT, HE WASN'T ABLE TO DO THIS JOB.. SO THIS SCOLL-LINE IS FOR RENT !!! - HELLO GUYS ! READ THIS LINE, COZ I.P.S. OF NEW EDITION WRITING THIS TEXT ! FIRST OF ALL A MESSAGE TO SOME SHIT-TALKERS : ' NEW EDITION ISN'T DEAD !!! ' WE ARE ACTIVE ALLREADY ( JUST LOOK AT THIS NICE DEMO ! ) SO FUCK OFF ALL THESE LAMERS, WHICH TELLS SHIT ABOUT US !!! HA HA HA ! DID YOU SEE TOM'S NEWEST PRODUCTION, CALLED ' INPUT 1/88 ' ?!? IT'S JUST A GOOD LUCK THAT TOM ISN'T ANYLONGER A MEMBER OF NEW EDITION ! IT'S TO LAUGH TO READ HIS SENTENCES ' TMS, WE ARE THE GROUP OF THE FUTURE ! ' EH, TOM ! YOU AREN'T ' EX-NEW EDITION ', YOU ARE ONLY AN EX-NEW EDITION-MEMBER !!! REMEMBER THAT !!! NEW EDITION ARE ONLY CONSISTS OF THIS MEMBERS : I.P.S. ( ME AND 3 OTHER GUYS ! ) - MASH ( MY DISCS ?!? ) - MAFIA JOE ( THANX FOR YOUR ALLWAYS COOL VISITS ! I'M WAITING FOR YOUR NEW INTRO, IT WILL BE COOL ! ) - PARADROID ( THANX FOR MANY CALLS ! ) AND LAST WGCA ( HMM ?!? ) !!! GREETINGS ?!? YES ?!? OK, HERE THEY ARE : NEW EDITION GREETS THIS COOL DUDES IN NO SPECIAL ORDER : THE DEADLY FRIENDS ( YO HUMAN ! JUST COOL CRACKS AND DEMOS, SEND MORE ! HOPE TO SPEAK YOU SOON AGAIN, VIDAR ! ) - IKARI ( HI MARK ! ALLWAYS GOOD AND FAST SENDINGS ! THANX ! GO ON, MAN ! ) - C64CG ( PLEASE SEND MORE OFTEN ! ) - TPI DK ( LIKE YOUR NEW INTRO ! HOPE TO SPEAK YOU SOON ! ) - THE WANDERER GROUP ( PLEASE GREET ONLY NEW EDITION ! COOOL SENDINGS ! ) - MEGAFORCE ( THANX FOR NICE AMIGA-STUFF AND LONG CALLS, PETER ( GREETS TO GUENTHER, TOO ! ) ! ) - TRIAD ( WHERE'RE YOU ?!? ) - HOTLINE ( AMIGA-SWAPPING, TOO ?!? ) - FCS ( A DIEING GROUP, JOEY ! ) - DOMINATORS ( HI COSMO, LONG TIME NO SENDINGS FROM YOU, WHAT'S UP ?!? ) - ORION ( HI MAIKEL, RENE AND MARCEL ! WHERE ARE THE MODEMS ??? ) - BEASTIE BOYS ( NO NEW CRACKS ?! ) - THE SKI-TEAM FROM USA ( HI MIKE, YOUR INTRO IS IN WORK ! PLEASE TRY TO CALL ME ! ) - BCA & CFR ( HE WHAT'S UP WITH YOU ? THANX FOR THE CALLS ! ) - TRITON TECH ( HI NIKE, NO MUZAX FOR US ? ) - DANISH GOLD ( HEY STEEN, THANX FOR EXPRESS-SENDING ! ) - FBG INT. ( THANX FOR EVERYTHING YOU ORGANIZED FOR US !! WHAT'S UP WITH ..., YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ! ) - ZETREX 2005 ( NO MESSAGE ! ) - THE GAMEBUSTERS 1541 ( HEARD YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND OF MAFIA JOE ! ) - DEXION ( COOOL COMPETION-DEMO, CONTACT MAFIA JOE OR PARADROID FOR SWAPPING AGAIN !! ) - THE FANATIC DUO ( HI LOOK & ISS ! THANX FOR BEING GOOD FRIENDS !! ) - NEW IMPORTS ( PLEASE CALL ME, MAGO ! ) - THE LAST SCIENCE ( HEY ORAC & GIANT, DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS ?!? WHAT'S UP WITH YOU ? ) - SAP ( JUST ONLY ACU, COUSIN, CRACKMACHINE ( ? ) AND DUMBO ! NOT TO THE OTHER LAMERS IN YOUR GROUP ! ( KICK EM OUT !!! ) ) - THE LIGHT CIRCLE ( COOL PARTY ! ) - POPEYE ( SEND MORE OFTEN ! ) - SYSTEM ( PLEASE SEND TO PARADROID ! ) - MECHANIX ( TO YOU THE SAME ) - THE DARKNESS ( TO YOU, TOO !! ) - ECC ( CONTACT MJ OR PARADROID FOR SWAPPING AGAIN ! ) - TSK-CREW ( ?!? ) - NETWORK ( WHERE'RE YOU ?!? ) - THE SHARKS ( HA HA HA, TPI ! WHAT A COOOOL BOY !?! ) - ULTIMAX OF TEA ( HE MAN ! ISN'T IT GREAT FOR YOU ?!? THANX FOR MANY OBSCENE CALL ! BYE, TILL NEXT BABY-SITTING-TIME ( HA HA HA ! ) ) AND SO ON AND SO ON ... !!! PUH ! I HOPE I DON'T FORGOT YOU ! WHAT TO SAY NOW ?!? OH, YES ! FOR ALL ORIGINAL-SUPPLIERS : PLEASE CONTACT US AT THIS ADDRESS : NEW EDITION - PLK : 042863 B - 6200 WIESBADEN 1 - WEST GERMANY !!! THANX ! IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, BUT WE ARE NOW ALSO ON AMIGA ACTIVE !!! YEAH ! WAIT FOR MAFIA JOES FIRST DEMO ON THIS SUPER-MACHINE ( FUCK ATARI ST !!! ) ! IF YOU WANT TO SWAP ON AMIGA AND 64'ER WRITE TO THE SAME ADDRESS, BUT ONLY WELL-KNOWN GUYS !!! I'LL FINISH THIS TEXT NOW, COZ I MUST MAIL IT TO PARADROID ( THE PROGRAMMER OF THE DEMO ! ) !!! SO, BYE AND A NICE DAY, I . P . S . O F N E W E D I T I O N I N 1 9 8 8 ! ! ! - .........HELLO THIS IS MAFIA JOE TYPING INTO THE MEMORY OF THIS DEMO FOR YOUR PRIVATE ENTERTAINMENT....THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA READ IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES IN THIS SHITTY DIRTY WORLD...AND TO FILL YOUR BRAIN WITH SOME LITTLE MEGA TEXT......FIRST AS YOU ALL KNOW, NOW I WILL SEND SOME LITTLE MEGA THANX OUT TO MY OLDEST AND BEST FRIENDS ON THE C64...HEY LUKULLUS, YOUR DEMOS ARE VERY WELL, I THINK WE MUST TRADE AGAIN !?! LET US DO LIKE IN OLD TIMES......HI J-UP...ARE YOU NOW IN THE WANDERER GROUP ?!? WE ALSO HAVEN'T SWAPPED FOR A LONG TIME, THAT MUST BE OVER !! MR. ZERO PAGE......HEY BOY, IN ALL THIS DAYS WHERE YOU WERE WRITING INTROS YOU HAVEN'T GREETED US...BUT DOESN'T MATTER, GOOD FRIENDS DON'T NEED TO GREET 'EM.....RADWAR...HI, I HOPE YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ?!? WHY HAVE YOU STOPED GREETING MAFIA JOE ?!? I WILL SEND YOU SOME STUFF, SOON. MAYBE THEN I APPEAR IN YOUR LIST AGAIN ?!? BYE,BYE..MWS !! 801 DC/TRIAD...HELLO JOHN, THANX FOR BEING A COOL CONTACT, WAS THE PARTY IN STOCKHOLM GREAT ?!? PLEASE TELL ME......DJANGO/TLS....HEY BOY, WHEN DO YOU SEND BACK ALL THE DISKS I SEND YOU ?!? MANY THANX FOR YOR GREETING-CARD.......AZAKE OF TG 1541...ALSO THANX TO YOU FOR A GREETING CARD AND ORIGINAL......AND LAST BUT NOOOOT LEAST TO SYNDICATE OF BEASTIE BOYS.....HEY I HAVE HEARD YOU DON'T TRADE WITH I.P.S. ANYLONGER ?!? DOESN'T MATTER......ONE MAFIA JOE IS BETTER THAN 100 I.P.S. !! HEY TORSTEN, I JUST TELL WHAT'S TRUE ! - HY .... PARADROID'S SPEAKING 'ERE .... NOW THIS MY FIRST DEMO I MADE FOR NEW EDITION. I HOPE YA LIKE IT !! FIRST FOR THE CREDITS : THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS THE TUNE FROM THE GAME 'BABY OF CAN GURU'. THE SOUND IS FIXED BY CHRIS HUELSBECK. IF YA'LL WAIT LONG ENOUGH, YA'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE SECOND TUNE. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT !! THERE ARE 2 TUNES WICH CHANGES !!!!! WOW !!! SHIT !! ALSO THERE ARE 3 DIFFERENT LEVELS SCROLLING AFTER ANOTHER !!! YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT ! BUT NOW STOP WITH THAT FUCKIN' LAMIN' BULLSHIT . I'M SORRY TO BRING YA A SO LOUSY DEMO, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY AMBITIONS TO MAKE IT BETTER ! ALSO I REGRET THAT THIS LITTLE PIECE OF M-CODE IS SO FUCKIN' LONG . EVEN THE MUZAX TAKES TOOOOOOOO MUCH MEMORY. ALSO FOR EACH LEVEL YOU NEED A 9 BLOCK LONG CHARSET. STUPID ! BUT ...... WHO CARES ?!?? I'M SURE I DON'T !!!!! MORE QUESTIONS ??? IF YA DO SO , BAD LUCK!!!! NO MORE FACTS ABOUT THIS LITTLE FAULT OF MINE ... AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT [REMEMBER THIS ?] GO ON FOR THE REGARDS ....... BECAUSE I DON'T TRADE MUCH, THERE AREN'T MANY CONTACTS TO HELLO TO. THE FEW ONES, AS THEY'RE .. 1ST STOFFEL OF CFG (FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND. I HOPE YA'LL GET STUFF SOON!) ALSO GREETS TO MY RARE CONTACTS LIKE .... JOE COOL (L. L. COOL JOE [OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT] ... HOPE YA COULD TAKE USE OF THE STUFF I SENT YOU. OOPS ! OF COURSE I HAVE TO TELL YA WHICH JOE COOL I MEAN! IS IT JOE COOL/FCS ?? WRONG !!! SO ONLY ONE IS LEFT. IT IS ..... JOE COOL / GSS ... BANZAI !!) ..... TAI/DARKNESS ( I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD TELL YA? MAYBE HOW THE WEATHER IS ?? NO ! OK! THAT'S IT : HI MAN ! NICE TO SWAP WITH A GUY LIKE YA ARE. HOPE TO SEE YA SOME TIME!! IS ANYBODY LEFT ?? RIGHT! ELECTRO/BB ..... HI ANDRE !! HOW DA YA DO ? DA YA LIKE THIS DEMO ???? THAT'S ALL FOR GERMANY ..... NOW GOING ABROAD ..... A LITTLE HELLO TO THE ALWAYS AMUSING TRIAD ... (LET ME JUST ASK ONE QUESTION: HOW ABOUT SENDING MY DISKS BACK, EH?? WOULD BE NICE, WOULDN'T IT ? SO ..... JUST DO IT !!!! SAME REQUEST TO SYSTEM !! WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE ? YES ? OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH !!!! AFTER WRITING BLOCKS OF SENSELSS NONSENSE I'LL BETTER QUIT NOW. BUT BEFORE I DO THIS, HERE IS A CHANCE TO ALL THOSE WHO WANT CONTACT ME FOR NEW STUFF, HERE'S MY ADDRESS : PARADROID/NE PLK 081836 C 6830 SCHWETZINGEN 1 I'M ALSO INTERESTED IN CONTACTS TO CHANGE EXPERIENCES CONCERNING PROGRAMMING DEMOS, TOOLS, UTILITIES ETC. ..... COULD BE INTERESTING WHAT PROBLEMS OTHER GUYS LIKE ME HAVE. SO DON'T BE SHY, CONTACT ME !!! BUT I WOULD PREFER IF NO LAMERS TRY TO CONTACT ME, 'CAUSE I WON'T ANSWER.. EVERYTHING CLEAR ?? OK! READY FOR THE NEXT ROUND ??? HERE WE ARE ....... -